December 07, 2007
Robert Hawkins is a Pussy

This stupid fuck wrote a suicide note claiming: "I've been a piece of [expletive] my entire life it seems this is my only option...Please understand that I just don't want to be a burden on the ones that I care for my entire life...I just want to take a few pieces of [expletive] with me."

What a fuckin' cop out! If this kid wanted to take some shit with him, why didn't he go down to the local whore-house and take some of them, or gangbangers, or hell drive to Vegas and take out the whole damned city???? 'Cause he was a pussy.

Probably didn't get spanked enough as a kid. That's what happens when you don't discipline your children. But that's what America wants, right?

California and Massachusetts both want to ban spanking. Silly Liberals. Fear of punishment is the only thing that keeps kids in line.

I fear for America's future. Hawkins isn't going to be the last copycat pussy. (No pun intended)

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September 14, 2007
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June 26, 2007
It's Been a While

There are two types of people in this world. Those that think Pete Rose should be in the hall of fame, and those that don't.

** Question **

Why can't i stop listening to Colin Hay's "(I Just Don't Think I'll Ever) Get Over You"?

** 3 Things to See **


Only first 3 mins = Bohemian Rhapsody

Super Mario Bros.

** Prayer **

Can anyone reading this say a prayer for Clarity and her family?

posted by Rik at 20:42 - 1 comments
April 25, 2007
Starting to Hate America

And... "The Stupidest Woman of the Month Award" goes to Catarina Gonzales: "Emilio's mother, Catarina Gonzales, on the other hand, is fighting to keep her son on the ventilator, allowing him to die 'naturally, the way God intended.'" If that ain't an oxymoron, i don't know what is.

** Gun Control **

There is a serious need for Gun Control in this country. If Cho can fire over 170 rounds and only kill 33 people, he should've taken some shooting lessons. Some of those gang-bangers should take lessons too, then maybe they'll hit what they're aiming at instead of the children. Gun Control my lilly white ass. Ooh, that reminds me, i need to work on my tan. I love summertime.

** Disclaimer **

If i have offended anyone with this post, please understand that that WAS my intention. Go read the First Amendment you damned PC obsessed fool. Offensive language is only going to be the first thing to go, people. This country isn't going to last 30 years at the rate we're going. In the history of Democracies, the average lifespan is about 200 years. We're living on borrowed time...and we're going to tear ourselves apart. Wake up!

I'm out!

posted by Rik at 17:54 - 1 comments
April 24, 2007
Doggy Style

Dog owners are the stupidest people on the planet. Well, at least now that Anna Nicole is dead. I suppose i should preface that statement. Dog owners that buy this are the stupidest people in the planet. I have new-found respect for cat lovers.

** Posts **

My posts are getting further and further apart. I'm sorry. As i've said before, the job, the girl and the game are all cutting into my time. I will try to update as much as possible.

posted by Rik at 15:49 - 0 comments
February 01, 2007

This bugs the shit out of me. Someone please tell me when this country is going to get over what fucking color you are? For those of you without the time or desire to follow the link, it's about a bunch of white kids that are throwing Gangsta-Rap themed parties where attendees dress up in baggy clothes, "bling," and other stereotypical black accessories. And blacks are offended by it.

Get over yourself. "...the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People said the party was not harmless fun. 'We once lynched African-Americans as good fun and humor,' said Lonnie Randolph, president of the South Carolina chapter of the NAACP."

No "we" didn't. "We" lynched blacks because "we" hated them. People are so fucking stupid nowdays. How come no one is pissed off when white people throw 70's or 80's themed parties?? Hell, i went to a NASCAR themed party last year where everyone dressed up as rednecks and drank Natural Ice. Where was the outrage there?

So there are two black coaches in the Superbowl this year...big fucking deal. Black people need to get over their blackness if they want white people to get over it. Why do we have to keep celebrating the first black person to do this or do that? Aren't we over it now? Aren't blacks people too? Is anyone suprised that a black person can perform surgery? or fly a space shuttle? Why do we care if he can coach a football team? /rant

** Apology **

Sorry i haven't updated in a while. Computer games, a new job, a new girl, and beer have conspired against me and stolen precious hours from my days of late. I know it's not an excuse, but it's the truth. Oh, and laziness.

So yeah, the new gf is great. Perfect. The new job is in the same place but keeps me away from my desk most of the day. Beer, no explanation needed there.

Will update again soon.

Oh, and if you think i'm racist, then you're more stupid than you look.

posted by Rik at 11:55 - 5 comments
January 18, 2007
New Leaf?

Yes, it's been yet another month since i last updated. I think it's becoming a theme. To prove it, here is a meme stolen from Binsk that she used over a month ago. I meant to copy it then but got lost in... well, nevermind. Without further ado.

First line of my blog from each month in 2006....

Jan: Holy crap i've been a busy little bee lately.

Feb: Sex...No, not the good kind.

Mar: Well, it looks as though it's time to go roommate shopping again.

Apr: Aren't you glad i don't get paid to write?

May: When did dying become so intolerable?

Jun: Texas is God's ass!

Jul: I hope you all have your fingers today. (july 5th)

Aug: Ok, seriously. Did Andy die?

Sept: I got this email from my Mom over the weekend.

Oct: Happy Halloween everyone.

Nov: Please tell me you voted.

Dec: Once again, i lag.

See, there's a theme. I'll update soon, i promise.

posted by Rik at 16:53 - 2 comments