Not much to say this week. Hope you all have a good Holiday. My best wishes for you and your families.
** Stolen **
I stole this from Binsk.
1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
No one. Phones suck.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
To the cage in the parking lot - yes.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Listener.
4. Do you take compliments well?
They make me uncomfortable, especially when true.
5. Are you an active person?
Yes, but I'm really lazy. Does that make sense?
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
70% chance, unless it's raining. I HATE rain, so I probably die of depression.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
No. Those things are too smart.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Guns/Paintball.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
Adultery is adultery. You don't have to BE married to be guilty of it. Answer = no.
11. Are you judgemental?
I like to reserve judgement .
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yes, unless she tried to push hers on me.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Pursued.
14. Use three words to describe yourself.
Reliable, honest,drunk.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf, you can't hear boobs.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Not yet.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
Ammo.
19. How often do you read books?
Once a month?
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Present.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
I Can Lick 40 Tigers.
22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends?
No.
23. How tall are you?
5'11".
24. Where is your ideal house located? 1.95N 157.7W.
25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
Boxer-briefs.
26. Last person you talked to?
The Skirt.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
3 years?
29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Car, parent's house, handcuffs.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Lunch.
31. Where is your current pain at?
Ankle.
32. Do you like mustard?
Yes.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I guess my Mom.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
5 minutes.
36. Can you do a split?
No.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
The Departed.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
No dogs, no cats.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went to my parents' neighbors' house. Lots of land, no
one to bother. D.R.U.N.K.
40. Do you think "The Grudge" was scary?
Creepy as hell! Not "scary."
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Bumped into someone at 1 mph. Is that an accident?
42. How much money do you have on you right now?
$29.
43. What are you drinking?
Water.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No, volleyball player.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N.
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Ha ha ha ha .
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7 or less.
48. Do you like Carebears?
No.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Coke.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.
51. Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Pajama bottoms.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
I don't have a hometown.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
1 and a half.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Not anymore.
56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper?
I don't read the local paper.
57. What's you favorite NFL team?
Whoever is playing the Raiders.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny!
59. Ever been to Vegas?
Too many times.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Not yet.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Not often.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I don't DL music.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Hell no!
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
I don't think they ever fought, at least not in front of us.
65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
I don't think so.
66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
One on Eve and the rest on X-Mas morning.
67. What's your favorite preparation for eggs?
Poached or scrambled with ketchup.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would itbe?
Astronomer.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
Extremely.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
9pm-1am.
71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
The current one, what kind of dumb question is that?
72. Who do you hate?
Michael Moore and the stupid fucks at the ACLU. No not the entire ACLU staff, just
the stupid ones.
73. Would you ever date your first love again?
No.
74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes.
75. Current mood?
Anxious, it's 4:48pm.
Please tell me you voted. One of my friends refuses to vote. Says his vote doesn't count. I tell him each November that he's a moron. He tells me the same thing. I vote for two reasons.
1. I believe. I believe in the system, i believe my vote counts.
2. More importantly, if for no other reason; my vote is a thank you to my father and grandfathers. A thank you to all those in the military so their jobs and lives aren't wasted. Some people think this is hokey or that i'm just trying to delude myself. To those people i give my most sincere "Fuck You." Go vote you ungreateful turd.
** The Skirt **
Here's another picture. We were at a wedding. (link won't work until i get home and change it because my workplace has blocked "Personal Network Storage and Backup" as well as "Tasteless", "Games", and "Streaming Audio/Video"....Nazis.)** Douche **
I'm not even going to diginify K-Fed more than one line in my blog...what an oxygen thief.
posted by Rik at 09:57 - 6 comments