December 15, 2006
Merry Fucking Christmas

Once again, i lag. As one might expect, the new job is keeping me quite busy. I'm rarely at my desk anymore, but that's good, because it seems to make the day go faster. The downside; the day seems to go by faster. Translation; it seems like i'm getting less work getting done. But i'm enjoying it, and that's the whole point, right? I mean, why in the world would anyone become a porn star? 'Cause they like their job? Nah....

** Christmas List **

So what do you want for Christmas? I mean REALLY want? I'll give you an example. I want this but there isn't any way i'm putting it on my Christmas list. I'm not getting anyone a $1,200 gift this year, so i certainly wouldn't wish for one myself.

Crash wants to get Lasik and so isn't asking for anything, just cash. Resonable request right? So that brings me back to my original question. What do you REALLY want for Christmas? That thing you have no business asking for; unless you give head like Linda Lovelace and your husband is obscenely rich. Or if you're a guy, you married Theresa Heinz and can't be President. Money is no object, what do you want? Try not to be silly. I know, it's hard (it goes away after showering) but try.

** PC **

Are the pussies on their way out? Is political correctness dying?

Dear Lord,
Please give me my Christmases back and make the rest of the nation less afraid of saying what they want to say instead of the things that "they" say we should say. I won't get offended if someone wishes me a Happy Hanukkah. I promise. I just don't want to go to nymore "End of the Year" parties. I want to go to a company Christmas party.
     Rik

posted by Rik at 16:35 - 5 comments